I'm not going to go into great detail, but I have to get this one off my chest, as it's been eating at me all day.
Dark Shadows. What a pile of piss. Another Johnny Depp/Helena Bonham Carter/Tim Burton masterpiece of awfulness. It revolves around a resurrected vampire(Depp) in a fictional Maine town in a fictional 70's time period that never shows itself. Except for some half assed attempts at humor and set pieces. The story is pointless, but it's yet another out of place man trying to adjust to a world that doesn't quite understand him. Hell, I didn't understand him, beside being yet another Edward Scissorhand retread piece. By the end of the movie all I was left to wonder was why I had wasted nearly two hours watching the same movie Tim Burton always does. Don't bother watching it, it's not worth your time and I don't want to waste any more time discussing it.
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