My celebration consisted of having a couple of beers last night and striking out at the bar. Which isn't hard to do when you're fighting a head cold and sneezing half the night. Not only that, they aren't kidding when they say it's amateur night. I'm just glad I wrapped up early. Geez, I'm starting to feel like an old bastard.
In related news, my moronic state legislature along with my halfwit governor have signed a new law which allows bar to open early and serve alcohol on St. Patrick's Day. 6 AM. That's right, you can now get your drink on before the sun rises on St. Patrick's Day. Because that was the most pressing problem, people couldn't drink early enough one day of the year.
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